What happens when two snails get into a fight?
- They slug it out.
Why doesn't McDonald's in France serve escargot?
- Because it's not fast food.
What was the snail doing on the highway?
- About half a mile a day.
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DeleteHaha! thanks for the laughs
ReplyDeleteHave a snailspacetastic week :-)
Heeheehee! Slug it out, i’ll have to remember that one. Happy Wednesday!
ReplyDeleteYeah, some of those were pretty good if I say so myself. LOL! Thanks for stopping by!
DeleteLOL!! Love these punny thoughts before bedtime!!
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- Lisa
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DeleteNice :D Great closeup!
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DeletePara algumas pessoas os caracóis são um petisco. Mas também há quem os prefere ver na natureza. Gostei da foto. Feliz dia. Cumprimentos.
ReplyDeleteYes, I've had snails once - while in Paris because I was told they are a delicacy. Delicacy or not, I didn't care for them and I'd much rather see them in nature! LOL! Thank you. Have a great day and thanks for visiting my blog.
DeleteSo funny! Thanks for the mood
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Anna
http://atlifestylecrossroads.com
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DeletePerfect way to start my morning with a few giggles. :-)
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DeleteThank you for the cute jokes! They made my day. Have a lovely weekend!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome! Glad you enjoyed them. Hope you have a great weekend, too1
DeleteGreat photo and thanks for the laughs!
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