Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Escargot Going - Wordless Wednesday (Vol. 36)


What happens when two snails get into a fight?  
- They slug it out.

Why doesn't McDonald's in France serve escargot?
- Because it's not fast food.

What was the snail doing on the highway?
- About half a mile a day.


Linking up with Wordless Wednesday


19 comments:

  1. Haha! thanks for the laughs

    Have a snailspacetastic week :-)

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  2. Heeheehee! Slug it out, i’ll have to remember that one. Happy Wednesday!

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    1. Yeah, some of those were pretty good if I say so myself. LOL! Thanks for stopping by!

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  3. LOL!! Love these punny thoughts before bedtime!!
    Thanks for sharing!

    - Lisa

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  4. Para algumas pessoas os caracóis são um petisco. Mas também há quem os prefere ver na natureza. Gostei da foto. Feliz dia. Cumprimentos.

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    1. Yes, I've had snails once - while in Paris because I was told they are a delicacy. Delicacy or not, I didn't care for them and I'd much rather see them in nature! LOL! Thank you. Have a great day and thanks for visiting my blog.

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  5. So funny! Thanks for the mood


    Have a great weekend!
    Anna
    http://atlifestylecrossroads.com

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  6. Perfect way to start my morning with a few giggles. :-)

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  7. Thank you for the cute jokes! They made my day. Have a lovely weekend!

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    1. You're welcome! Glad you enjoyed them. Hope you have a great weekend, too1

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  8. Great photo and thanks for the laughs!

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